So, a blog. Why not? I'm unemployed!As a new transplant to LA (that's WeHo city limits to you!), I want to record my nuggets of wry, nose-snubbing, eye-rolling, east coast, bitchery with as much drab, khaki, muggy, DC, disdain as I can muster before this place captures my heart and transforms me into a looks-obsessed, shallow, acquisitive, paparazzi-dodging, fame whore with a carbon footprint the size of Texas. I can't wait.
And I want to post pictures and write about words I make up. And I miss everyone and thought this might help lower your productivity. Stay tuned.
4 comments:
What does "WeHo" mean and what does "WeHome" mean? I'm all confused. But this first post is brilliant, for funny, bitchy use of adjectives to describe the east and west coasts...
C'mon! You've been dodging the paparazzi for years already. Remember when People published those pictures of you sunbathing nude?!
We(st) Ho(llywood) is the fabulous city that Josh and I call home.
Unfortunately, I am now at work. In Inglewood. The vibe is different down here. I am about to go eat a taco, though, which makes me happy.
Honey your new blog is great! I'm sure it will be noticed by gawker media soon.
Thank you for lowering my productivity!
It has nearly reached a complete standstill!
In fact, I think I'll just go make myself a little tequilade, right...
about...
now.
Cheers!
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